Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

Although Gore and his wife voiced regrets that they could not accompany their son on his journey, they tried their best to equip Kal-Al for life on his new planet, providing the infant with a Keynote slide-show presentation of all human knowledge, a self-growing crystal fortress from which to monitor glacier shrinkage, and a copy of Al Gore’s 1992 bestseller, Earth In The Balance.

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Bed Jump

Bedjump.com is a whole site dedicated to photos of people (mostly adults) jumping on beds in their hotel rooms. (via Nathan Exposed)

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I found this ages ago, laughed my brains out, and now it’s making the rounds again. What I didn’t realize is it’s part of a series.

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Driving on Salvia

This was the most popular video in our office last week.

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Progress Bar

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Segway Beta

File under “Easily Amused.”

Calling Werner Herzog

Man, Bear Kissing

A 53-year-old man managed to drive to safety after a grizzly bear mauled his head and tossed him to the ground in the woods near Bella Coola, about 700 kilometres north of Vancouver.

“He came up from behind me and started gnawing at the back of my head. It just started ripping the scalp off the head,” Case, who lives in Saanich, B.C., told CBC News on Friday.

“He’s eating my gristle and he’s gnawing on my head. I was saying, ‘He’s eating my brains. I can feel it.’ I know it’s happening and I said, ‘God! I hope it gets over soon'” he said.

The bear suddenly seemed to have enough and pushed him into the mud, still grunting and snorting, Case said.

The bear then moved off after the attack. With the grizzly only metres away, Case said he carefully made his way to his nearby truck.

Case then drove 25 agonizing kilometres to the closest town to seek help. He finally reached a gas station and asked the attendant to call for an ambulance.

“I said [to the doctors], ‘There’s nothing hanging out that you’re not telling me?’ They said, ‘No, you’re okay.'”

“They started using the peroxide and, ‘Ooh,’ I said, ‘that hurt more than the bear!’

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Maya Angelou Reads Craigslist

Maya Angelou Reads Craigslist

Showtime’s Logo Channel totally sucks ass refuses to give a reacharound. Not only does it recycle the same handful of stale shows day in and day out, but it also edits out the naughty bits and bleeps out the bad language. So, right? We were strong enough to deal with AIDS, but if someone says “Ass,” why, it might warp out fragile little brains. And as for “Ass fucking,” well, what would Judy say if she saw you put your penis there?

Having said all that, I came across this clip (or string of clips) from Logo’s Big Gay Sketch Show featuring “Maya Angelou” reading from Craigslist. I’m sorry, I know this is so incorrect on so many levels, but I laugh my a** off every time I see it.

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Kissing with Ross | Creepy Girl

Kissing with Ross || Creepy Girl